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June 12, 2006

toy cars are MUCH safer…

Filed under: Really Stupid — Posted by dobbie606 on June 12th, 2006


“pmb” PriusPete: toy cars are MUCH safer… (NLC)

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man drowned after jumping onto an inflatable raft and paddling out to the middle of a lake to try to retrieve a stalled, radio-controlled toy boat, police said Tuesday.

Another toy boat punctured the raft, causing it to deflate rapidly, and the 31-year-old victim could not swim, Miami-Dade Police said.

The accident occurred Monday evening at a park northwest of Miami where the victim and several friends were racing the remote-controlled boats.

“I think it was all purely accidental. It’s a fluke,” said Detective Joanne Duncan.

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