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Sharon Stone Complains About Hollywood Women Showing Their Breasts

Filed under: Play — Posted by Irony Queen

Sharon Stone, who appeared in such frontal nudity-filled thrillers as “Basic Instinct”, says that she is “disgusted by the cleavage display on Hollywood’s red carpets.”

Stone is quoted as saying “You look around at women’s dresses that are so low cut, you can see acres of boobies. Frankly, I find the acres of shoved-up booby so much more horrifying than a calm bit of walking across the room nude. One is much more honest and the other looks like you have your ass on backwards.”

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One Response to “Sharon Stone Complains About Hollywood Women Showing Their Breasts”

  1. s brierly Says:

    I agree with her totally.
    I’m more of an ass-man myself.
    Loved her work with the leg crossing.
    The money shot is far more of a tease than those silicon constructions

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