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Pensioner Flushes Fortune

Most people just spend a penny; the pensioner from Kiel spent 30,000 euros. A 64-year old retired man from Kiel had been sitting on a small fortune for the past four years without realizing it. To him, it was all just useless paper. So he flushed it down the toilet.

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greg: This goes along with what happened to me on Martin Luther King day. I invited a friend of my daughter's to spend the day with us read

Reg Smith: Ron has it essentially right (though I didn't particularly like the condescending tone in his "cuddly little Beatles" comment). Yoko, in my opinion, obviously loves read

Jeff Thomas: I am one of the unlucky people to get a 50 dollar ticket over this law. Mario Cuomo, I have a ball-bat with your name read

nightrain1: Sometimes irony has to hit us in the head to appreciate it. Or,in the neck. read

nightrain1: One day we will find that those who are aliens to our world will find us quite docile, will pick us up and will remark read

Teresa: Yoko has a lot of nerve talking about others capitalizing on her husband John Lennon. When she is just as guilty of doing the exact read

David: Healthy, sane labradors do not have a history of mauling their owners; considering the dog wasn't reported otherwise, then it's probably safe to say the read

Deana: LOL...gee, ya think Condoleezza? read

Deana: The girls should be the ones to decide, WITHOUT any outside interference or judgement. It is nobody's business but theirs. Personally, I would really have to dig read

Tony: I agree with Ron. Yoko has upheld the dignity of John. About the Beatles music: Yoko did everything in her power (with read

Warren: I'm not sure but wasn't it Yoko who sold the rights to the beatles songs for all those sneaker adds back in the 80's and read

Ron Catt: Please explain exactly how Yoko has exploited John's fame in a "tacky" I think someone still blames her for loss of their "cuddly little Beatles." read

Glenn: This isn't ironic, this is WRONG on so many levels! The police should not be allowed to hold others accountable to a standard that read

Kayla: I love this story it is so funny that someone can be so stupid. how could anyone ever do that. i think it is very read

Glenn: What, no concern or mention of the quality of his performane on the soccer field? read

Glenn: Even more ironic than H&R Block's own accounting troubles is That's Ironic has a list of sponsor links to click on, and the top of read

Bill: Do you think she was stretching the truth at all? (Or just the customer.) read

Sandra: Since when does a family pet try to wake up it's owner by biting off half their face? read

Jake: I agree with wintermute. The golden rule doesn't work. It just creates a big cycle/ If someone treats you bad, then working the golden rule, read

Auschef: Classic. The next few weeks in Jail will probably have him smoking better pot that he gets on the outside. now THAT'S ironic! read

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