Britney Spears to Play “Conservative Christian” on Will & Grace (full story...)
February 3, 2006
Free Child Care Limits Parents Choices (full story...)
Roseanne Wants to Teach the World to Sing - Starting With Your Kids (full story...)
Kenneth Lay Advised Enron Employees to be “Moral and Honest” in Forward to Enron Code of Ethics (full story...)
February 6, 2006
Face Transplant Patient Isabelle Dinoire Tried to Kill Herself Before, Continues with Destructive Behaviour After New Lease on Life (full story...)
February 8, 2006
Scientists Announce Discovery of “Lost World” with New Species, Untouched By Man - But It Won’t Be for Long (full story...)
February 9, 2006
Defense Lawyers in Defective Bicycle Case Give Bicycle to Jury to Show How Safe it is - and It’s Defective! (full story...)
Multi-Million dollar corporation proves to be completely idiotic (full story...)
February 10, 2006
Child Disqualified from Spelling Bee for Spelling Word Right (full story...)
Sharon Stone Complains About Hollywood Women Showing Their Breasts (full story...)
February 11, 2006
6 Year Old Boy Suspended from School for Sexual Harrassment (full story...)
You Just Can’t Get A Head in the United States (full story...)
February 12, 2006
Mistress of Understatement Condy Rice Thinks that Cartoon Protests “Could Spin Out of Control” (full story...)
Paris Hilton in Running to Play Mother Teresa in New Movie (full story...)
February 15, 2006
Funeral Disrupted When Deceased Calls Daughter on Cell Phone to Complain About Lack of Vistors Where He Is (full story...)
Yes, Your Dog is Dead, But Look How Clean His Teeth Are! (full story...)
Microsoft Warns that PowerPoint Bug Could Lead to Information Disclosure (full story...)
Man Who Mocked Cheney’s Accidental Shooting is Accidentally Shot (full story...)
Arson Trial Has Electrical Fire While Fire Chief Testifies (full story...)
February 16, 2006
Infamous Pop-Up Spam Man Pops Up as Olympic Gold Winner (full story...)
National Dog Show Winner Would be Given a Lethal Injection, not a Blue Ribbon, in Some States (full story...)
February 17, 2006
Man Running for Texas Legislature Was Once a Male Prostitute (Tom Malin) (full story...)
Arsonist Pleads Guilty, Will Have Fines to Pay from His Salary as a Firefighter (full story...)
February 18, 2006
Traffic Enforcement Officer Ticketed and Demoted for Speeding to Traffic Safety Conference (full story...)
Virginia Detectives No Longer Allowed to Receive Sex on the Job (full story...)
February 21, 2006
Man Arrested for Possession After Turning His Dealer in for Fraud (full story...)
February 23, 2006